What an incredible film. Best movie I've seen this year. It combines awesome and mesmerising martial arts, zany humour, varying types of beautifully performed Japanese dance, rhythms from everyday sounds, violent buffoonery, cross-dressing, beautifully depicted classical Japanese culture, wonderful cinematography and artery-popping gore.

Seriously, how can you not love a movie which features a completely random full length tapdance number? Every movie should have one!